spidermonkey

Essentially a chach, displaying chachy behavior and generally acting like a chachmonkey

You guys are a bunch of spidermonkeys! Let's do something cool, and stop acting like spidermonkeys!

by John X. Stamos March 1, 2009

spiderman

when a girl puts her legs up, and the boy jerks off trying to aim the jizz into her pussy.

After a long night of sex they did some spiderman.

by Dewie McFinn March 18, 2008

Backwards SpiderMonkey

This sexual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his "shlong" knee deep in her "muffin". But the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans Va-j-j. After they are finished with this move the man then puts on his SpongeBob Pajamas and watches My Gym Partners a Monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.

O.M.G Becky! Did Jake like totes give you the backwards spidermonkey last night?!?

by Dr. SplashBottoms July 17, 2011

Irish Spiderman

When you get so piss drunk that you have to use the wall to walk to hand over hand walk your way around.

You-"Wow dude he is pretty torn up"
Your friend- "HAHA wow dude he looks like an Irish Spiderman"

by Karl_Franz July 15, 2010

Spidermeng

By day He is a babysitter/spidermeng from hialeah he spends most days masturbating and smoking regs ranks very high on the spectrum and photshops his vehicles he is also a Painter in weston and a time piece collector.

If you need a Painter Don't worry I paint houses in weston

Spidermeng babysitter

by Ricky Bobby GO FAST October 18, 2022

Spidermeng

Babysitter by day reg smoker by night he is a serial mastubator who paints in weston he is a kept man and has a secret identity spidermeng of hialeah 650 a month

Don't worry spidermeng

is on the way
He eats boogers henry

by Ricky Bobby GO FAST October 18, 2022

spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.

"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."

by brecky August 21, 2007