purple-headed yogurt slinger

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018

Star Spangled Sphincter

The name for the EU Flag. A circular arrangement of yellow stars on a blue background sybolising the arsehole intstitution called the European Union.

The correct term when referencing the EU Flag is 'The Star Spangled Sphincter'

by Scaldyballs September 14, 2019

Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room

Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls

by Mule3535 November 18, 2021

Cheese Slinger

A an uncircumcised male who slings their weenie around causing their immense reserve of smegma to be scattered everywhere

Ex:Harry G is a total Cheese Slinger

by Cuckery October 2, 2016

sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Sphincteritis

A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.

Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis

by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010

, sphincter

Use when writing a compound sentence.

I was walking down the sidewalk, sphincter then bam horse rape!

by [e-mail] March 15, 2015