Spike

The ugliest dick head in your class with a bowl hair cut

Me: ugh it’s a spike
Spike: u look cute wanna date me

by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020

Spike Trap

Vagina of a giant behemoth

I was in a McDonald’s bathroom stall and a harry behemoth caught me in a spike trap

by RonaldEnglish November 16, 2023

spike and cinna

remember speedo and cinna? well throw that shit off, another man's on the table, the maniac, the sexy, the man, spike061

speedo: fuk you i go do illegal stuff
cinna: no.
spike: *tips fedora* m'lady
*spike and cinna have sex*

by atyzin July 31, 2021

Spike Factory

A tower in the Bloons Tower Defense franchise that drops spikes on the bloon track, mainly for last line of defence that you may have.

"I upgraded my Spike Factory to Spike Storm and shredded that BFB rush with good micro!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Hobo Spike

An approximately 2' long piece of metal/spike, which hobos use to pry open a freight-train boxcar so that they can "hop a train" (i.e. illegally ride a freight-train to the hobo's destination).

Sammy's hobo spike not only opens boxcar doors, it also opens cans of beans and cans of beer!

by F. Badger September 15, 2019

Gran Spike

when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.

The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.

guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!

guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!

by aloysha April 26, 2009

range of spikes

A saying which is said when you are faced with one of life’s obstacles!

Me: ugh I really want some ice cream, but I don’t eat dairy anymore

You: I guess that’s just another range of spikes

by Evenifitsnottrue April 7, 2022