3 definitions by ThatIrishScoot

Spike

Spike is the kinda guy who ends up fucking everything that moves. He will lash out over the tiniest things. He'll punch anyone to utters an insult under their breath, and that is just the way he is. A man named spike loves to drink to the point where he goes canoeing until his legs turn purple from the sun. Overall, if you ever meet a Spike, turn the oppisute direction and run.

"Did you see that dude KO that chick?!"

"What did you expect, his name is Spike"

by ThatIrishScoot July 9, 2019

Hey hey clay clay

A way to tell someone you are about to greet or talk to someone you hate/despise.

“Ugh, Clayton just messaged me”

“Just hit him with a Hey hey clay clay”

by ThatIrishScoot July 9, 2019

Vapsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to vapes. They don't judge when it comes to size or flavor because they find pleasure in all.

Cashier: "I'm sorry ma'am, but there is no vaping or smoking allowed inside the store..."

"I can't believe this place is fucking discriminating me because I'm Vapsexual! I need your corporate number! Give me your corporate number!"

by ThatIrishScoot July 9, 2019