Southern crickets

This can be an analogy for and STD or an analogy for both male and female or other genitalia

“Hey, do you want to see my southern crickets”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by Max_im_cunty_bitch May 24, 2019

Southern Cocktail

A lesbian act where one of the partners inserts a large dildo into her rectum and has intercourse with the other vaginally.

My girlfriend just gave me a sweet southern cocktail last weekend.

by POLISH BIKERIDE October 19, 2010

Southern Jackhammer

A sexual act where you pour 1 to 2 beers of budwizser in a girl's ass, then you fuck her in the ass doggie style till beer and shit starts flying out of her ass. Then follow with a southern dumptruck.

Man, my girl got so drunk last night, I gave her a southern jackhammer, then she gave me a southern dumptruck.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

Southern dumptruck

The sexual act only followed after a southern jackhammer, in which the girl sucks your dick off and licks all the cum, shit and beer off your dick and balls. The male usually is unshaven and not showered. It's usually a summer family tradition.

If you give her the southern jackhammer you better have a southern dumptruck ready to go!

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

southern born

When something mildy racist comes abroad in conversation and it just so happens that you were born in the south. (although it doesn't incur racism, it just lightens the mood)

You're having a barbecue during the fourth of July. Everyone attending is white and entitled WOO Southern Born!

by Kolone May 9, 2016

southern carmel

When you creampie a Latina woman and you suck the cum out and drizzle it on her

I want to Southern Carmel this fine Lady

by Dannyboi_1738 August 2, 2019

Southern Traditional

The Southern Method of beating their wives when they don't do the dishes

A southern traditional is a sweet way for the household male to keep the house straight.

by edimop November 22, 2020