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Scooch Nugget

1. A dingleberry, or similar nugget of poo dislodged from a dog's ass while scooching across the floor.

2. A person who has the value of a piece of dog shit left in the carpet.
1. Damnit, Fluffy left a scooch nugget on our brand new rug!

2. that dude just cut me in line! what a scooch nugget!
by JackalSkull April 17, 2011
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Smoocher Face

Two members of a couple attached at the face.

The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.

There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.

If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
"Wow, kyle and Kirstyn were being total smoocher faces today, like seriously get a room!" <33
by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011
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Smooch Up

A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.
Mary is the CTO there. You should smooch up to her and see if she'll offer you a job.
by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016
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smoochification

Smoochified and emphasis added, such as glitter bombing a huge load of spunk laid across a truck door.
Smoochification by glitter bomb on that hoochie smoochy
by SmoochyKeech October 28, 2016
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sochina

Nepali name. Best and cutest person in the world. Usually tiny and adorable.
OMG! Look at her, she is so adorable. A total Sochina!
by Awesomeness1995 December 20, 2016
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Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.
As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.
by David...W January 11, 2017
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smooch looter

One who knowingly prevents face sucking.
My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.
by ›:D April 19, 2017
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