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SoCal Sober 

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.
"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."
SoCal Sober by life_coach69 May 18, 2016

Living-sober 

Living-sober is a way of life in which you no longer use, need or benefit from the consumption of drugs and alcohol.
I made the choice to start living-sober.
Living-sober by EM KING July 21, 2016

oklahoma sober 

Beer/Weed only
“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
oklahoma sober by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020

Miami Sober

sober from all drugs except one drug of choice, alcohol, and anything offered to you
I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”

Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)
Miami Sober by bananaice March 22, 2022

Jersey Sober

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.
Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?

Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
Jersey Sober by JerziteOn March 29, 2022

Massachusetts Sober 

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.