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Diddy Slurping

verb
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.
"After the lights went out, Tyrone said if I wanted protection, I had to get diddy slurpt. I’m safe now… but at what cost?"

"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."

"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."

"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."
by UnknowableOne May 22, 2025
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Slurp-poof

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.
Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.
by omiftw August 7, 2010
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Slurp

Verb: To vigorously "suck", praise, or idolize ones elder or superior to the point of becoming a no good kiss ass.
"That freshman is slurping the football captain harder than his girlfriend ever did" see suck up or kiss ass as reference.
by The_little_lebowski May 22, 2016
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Slurping booty juice

Not the same as sucking ass and should never be don’t right after sucking ass.
Beta whore: I’m done sucking ass, now is my chance to slurp booty juice *dies*

Alpha pimp: I am saving slurping booty juice for a special occasion and will only commit to it once I have properly prepared and assessed the situation at hand *lives happy life*
by Monkeywitdrip November 30, 2020
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Bird slurp

The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.
I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.
by anonymous September 9, 2022
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Slurp slurps

Donald got punched in his slurp slurps bc he loves six rings Jordans
by Jessethatrackstar July 21, 2022
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Slurp Daddy's Tongue

To desperatly curry favor with somebody.
She was in serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged down to the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin there.
by KriZzu March 23, 2020
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