When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.
by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017
Get the the sledding shrek mug.Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
Get the Maryland Seedling mug.A crappy car, pickup truck, van etc. Usually with one or more spare tires (donuts) on it, mismatched paint, primer showing, lots of physical defects. Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in.
Terrance swung by our house in his shit sled, but Sarah refused to get in it. Terrance left by himself, pissed.
by Solo-Stroke May 22, 2018
Get the shit sled mug.Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
Get the Vintage Seed mug.Advanced version of donkey punch. You fuck at the top of or on stairs. Donkey punch her while inside her and ride her down the stairs like a sled.
Maneuver is traditionally performed on stairs but can be done anywhere there is a decline.
Can be preformed with any partner male or female as long as proper donkey punch technique is used and are able to ride the person down the decline.
Maneuver is traditionally performed on stairs but can be done anywhere there is a decline.
Can be preformed with any partner male or female as long as proper donkey punch technique is used and are able to ride the person down the decline.
My girl is so mad about the other night. We were fucking on the stairs and while I was fucking her I donkey punched her and rode her down like a Donkey Sled.
by Ckluc83 October 9, 2019
Get the Donkey Sled mug.The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.
"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."
by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021
Get the bird seeds mug.A vile act where during sexual intercourse in the “doggy-style” position a ban will attempt to spread the anus of the female/male and push his or her head through the tough sphincter. Once the head is all the way through the women must yell “YEEE-HAWE”
“Hey Jeff why do you look down today?”
“ well Mikey last night I was in trouble”
“ oh what’s wrong bro”
“ it was my first time doing Open Anus Sledding”
“I’ll teach you, don’t worry”
“ well Mikey last night I was in trouble”
“ oh what’s wrong bro”
“ it was my first time doing Open Anus Sledding”
“I’ll teach you, don’t worry”
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