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skeezy

a person that is under-handed in their conduct: steels, lies, cheets, and manipulates.
Cheeting in a card game just because you can is skeezy.
Lieing out of greed is skeezy.
Manipulating person is skeezy.
by nikki_mon February 13, 2008
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sleepy pancakes

Pancakes only sold at ihop (although there are a few home recipes) that cause extreme drowsiness and loss of short-term memory.

What gives Sleepy Pancakes this narcotic affect is thought to be a chemical agent called Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid, or GHB (although some home recipes may use Gamma Butyrolactone, or GBL, as a substitute).
Although this has never been proven, it is said that the best Sleepy Pancakes around contain a secret recipe, small doses of semen, mixed into the syrup (To get the recipe just right, one must seek the supervision of their local Fice-cakes).

Sleepy Pancakes originated in Richardson, Texas when two young men went to eat pancakes at ihop. They awoke several hours later with sore rectums and no knowledge of what had happened to them in the past few hours.

The use of Sleepy Pancakes as a new date-rape drug has quickly spread throughout the state of Texas and all across the United States, and into parts of Mexico. Often enticed by the sweet aroma and satisfying taste, many people will pretend to be ignorant of Sleepy Pancakes and eat them knowing full well what awaits them in the hours to come. The hypnotic affect of Sleepy Pancakes is what makes them the most efficient and convenient tool used in date-rapes across America today.
"Lets go get some sleepy pancakes"

"Wanna come over to my place for some Sleepy Pancakes?"

"Lets take her out for some sleepy pancakes"

"Have u ever ate pancakes at iHop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (Just go and ask for the "Sleepy Pancakes")"

"Next time I'm in town I'll take you out for some Sleepy Pancakes"
by James Cakes February 21, 2008
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Sleepy Joe

Nickname of a con artist who has dementia, doesn't have any friends, and, is a serial child soul sniffer who loves to lie to to get his kids rich. Extremely unlikeable, and looks like a male version of Nancy Pelosi. would be happy to turn the USA into a socialist shithole …just like California
Hey man, that antifa sissy just asked if someone could drop him off at his mom's basement to get his 'vote for Sleepy Joe' shield. What a Loser, is he sniffing that fat guy's hair?
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skeezy whore

a woman of dubious sexual morals with questionable sexual health.
After screwing the skeezy whore the week before, Dave noticed a burning sensation when he peed. he just hoped his wife, Deborah didn't find out......
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