axel jeremy sim wei zhang

Axel Jeremy Sim Wei Zhang is from acs international singapore, his moms name is lina murjadi. He is known to be a friendly dog. Although he can be a loud barker at times. Axels genitals can be barely seen at times. It shys away from people at most times. He is an amazing friend and even better lover (he does not pull :/)
axel jeremy sim wei zhang is the pet
by seensaw January 23, 2024
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Dylan Sims

Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims
I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis
by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019
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Farm Sim

Farm sim will numb your pain until it comes to hay season. Then you just wanna kys
I hate life right now. I’m gonna play farm sim. But it’s hay season so imma just kms
by Lizzy Hogarth July 15, 2024
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Sim Young

Alternative word for eunuch or man without a penis.
Sim Young is penisless
by Goldenspin January 11, 2023
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SIM 2

Another word for the anus/arsehole, usually used in a humorous way. References the sim 2 slot on dual network phones. Origins unknown but a popular slang reference in Kenya, East Africa.
Johnte kwani ni nini mbaya. Unanyamba nyamba sana leo kwani ulifunguliwa sim 2? (What's wrong with you today John - you're farting a lot! It's like somebody you've had your SIM 2 opened!
by Frank_witaker October 31, 2021
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Bobby Sim

Blacked out Bobby Sim had to fight off these lesbians at a taco stand in TJ the other night
by The snibbe godfather February 27, 2020
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sim jack sandy

Sim Jack Sandy; a person who’s occupying a cell phone in which have hacked into and they are constantly conducting cyber attacks to that person’s device. Also, robocalls are Sim Jack Sandy as well, since they’re the ones who have hacked and now they’re pinging it by conducting robocalls, telemarketers, and the pinging of that device. (any cellphone can be hacked and robocalls are linked to Sim Jackers)
There it goes again, Sim Jack Sandy is at it again with the glitches on my phone.

Another potential spam calling, damn, Sim Jack Sandy stays hounding my locations.
by Mr.all.smiles July 19, 2021
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