Shawn-Marroning

The act of having so much swag that all of the women within a twenty mile radius instantly become pregnant just by your presence alone.

"Bro, I tuned my swag on so high I think I over did it!"

"Yeah, you were Shawn-Marroning, broseph. Good luck with all the child-support."

by ShawnMarronAdmirer November 22, 2011

shawndeana

a beautiful strong sexy woman. once you get her trust and loyalty there's not much she wont do for you. if you're lucky enough to get one, you'd better hold on tight and not mess up!

I've never known a woman to be loyal, she's a shawndeana.

by diego sharp January 1, 2012

shawnhon

Noun, verb, adjective, adverb. Definition: any word or words that are needed to describe a person or situation that is, egotistical, self-centered, arrogant, self-absorbed, fragile, over compensating, and/or rectum hole.
Source: Shawn Essey Honaryar's brother

1. You got 1800 on the SAT!? That's so Shawnhon.
2. "I'm so glad your into 'guy humor,' and not that gay stuff like the Bachelor." Is a shawnhon statement.

by Gpeled17 July 20, 2016

shawn simpson

The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.

That shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.

by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016

shawnessa

a sweet and gorgeous girl that needs to be loved but shes looking for a timothy and she found one and shes not gonna let him go no matter what she nice and caring,funny,smart , a true African queen no matter what other people say and if you find her and turn her away you STUPID!!!! because , no one love or protects like her looks like her or wants like her you cant help but fall in love with her there nothing not to love ....

shawnessa is every thing to me i love her ..

by love_mmai_123 August 24, 2017

Shawn

Shawn is a really cute boy, every girl falls deeply in love with him but he's only looking for one special girl when he walks the halls girls can't stop staring at him he's outgoing, has a very good sense of humor, knows how to make everybody laugh, he has his own secrets just like everyone else but he is still known to be the perfect guy, he is friends with everyone, everyone loves him, his girlfriend the most she sees potential in him, she sees stuff in him no else sees, although he has a very dirty mind, his girlfriend looks over that, she fell for him the second she saw him

Random person: "Hey, who's that boy, he's so cute"

Other person: "Oh that's Shawn, he is such a hottie, too bad he has a girlfriend"

by facts be told January 6, 2018

shawn iam

a motherfucking truckload of xp

I'm going to beat shawn iam's total xp.

by NotGoodAlso January 24, 2018