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short sheet 

Short sheeting is a prank use when you rig a person's bed, here's how. First they have to have more than one blanket or sheet (one on the top and one on the bottom). Take the one on the bottom and pull out the part of the sheet out of under the bottom part of the mattress and tuck the top part of the sheet under the top part of the mattress. Then fold the bottom half of the sheet to look like it's still the way it was before. When they get in the bed they think their legs will stretch to the end of the bed like normal but little do they know the bed has been short sheeted and they will not be able to get their legs to the bottom of the of the bed because the folded part of the sheet will be in the way.
"Amy poured water on me in my sleep!"

"Let's short sheet her bed."
short sheet by Ike Rydell July 21, 2008
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Short Hills

Short Hills is just a normal town in New Jersey. Yes, it might be a rich town but it doesn't mean everyone that lives here is a snob. The school might be one of the top school and most kids go to the top 100 colleges from it but that is because the kids study hard and apply themselves. If you studied as hard as some of the kids here i know then u could be getting straight A's too. Also the mall might have every designer known to man but that doesnt mean thats the only place people shop. Right now in my closet i have no juicy or lacoste or solo or free people, most of my clothes are from target. And people in Millburn are just as rich as people in Short hills. Most kids here do not just live off there parents money. I have to work to earn money and my parents give me $10 a week for babysitting and doing chores around my house. Most people here are actually good people, but we definetly have our share of spoiled brats, but it doesn't mean everyone is horrible.
Short Hills kids are spoiled brats

YOUR JUST JEALOUS YOU DONT LIVE HERE!!!
Short Hills by Irishgirl2 December 19, 2008

short, sweet, and to the point 

What the best Urban Dictionary definitions are. If you look at pretty much anything before January 2005, you will see that the highest rated definitions are usually 5-6 words long, have no example, and when they do, it doesn't have the defined word in it.
For some short, sweet, and to the point definitions, look for:

Tracy Mcgrady

Bush

Paris Hilton

Keys

Life

and much, much more...

SHORT ME DOWN 

TO ASK SOMEONE TO SHORTEN THE LENGTH OF A CIGARETTE BY SMOKIN HALF OF IT AND THEN GIVING IT TO YOU.

ORIGINATED- WHERE ELSE- THAT DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH!
-WHEN YOU LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE Y DON'T U C'MON AN SHORT ME DOWN FAM?

-MAN QUIT BUMMIN.. SQUARES IS EXSPENSIVE THESE DAYS!

-OR-

-YOU GONNA SHORT ME DOWN?

- YOU KNO I GOT U KIDD
SHORT ME DOWN by J-HO 1984 August 13, 2009

Short cake

Coffee cake
Short cake by Fallquist September 9, 2018

Short Man's Syndrome 

The phenomenon of appearing overly aggressive or assertive. This may be a reaction after repeatedly suffering height discrimnation (heightism) in the workplace, in relationships with women, or elsewhere during socialisation.
Ample examples can be found in the Usenet group alt.support.short

short girl 

a girl who deserves endless respect. you are not short you are petite and cute and boys love that! they love that thy can pick you up easily and play around with you. never feel bad about being short it’s nothing to be upset about !!
oh my gosh lindsey is so petite !

omg i know right so cute such a short girl!!
short girl by 5’1shorty June 11, 2018