garage shop

To find the cheapest way to do something. Ignoring quality at all cost. Trying to make something from scrap either in your own pile or anywhere you can find it just as long as it didn't cost anything or basically as little as possible. Someone much more concerned about cost rather than quality, especially at work when it isn't even his money. When a person makes something cheap and then brags like it's the same quality as something made with all the best. Absolutely under no circumstances ever make something the best even if it's half the normal cost it's still too expensive.

Hey man do you like this fence I made? I got all of the wood in the scrap pile behind Home Depot so I just paid for the nails. Buddy says yeah man it's totally garage shop.

Hey T can you design a tool to help remove these from the machine so the operator won't get hurt? Yeah sure boss you want that garage shop? Boss: Yeah I don't want it to cost too much.

by todalmighty August 27, 2018

yogurt shop

When you push on a woman’s stomach and enough jizz comes out of her vagina; like self serve ice cream.

Jeff and John’s mom is like a yogurt shop.

by John’s mom December 31, 2020

Shop shy

Descriptive of a sudden and inexplicable aversion to entering a particular shop. This can be caused by any one or combination of the following factors: the apparent attitude of the shop assistants, a shop being far too brightly lit, a shop with hardly anything in it and lots of space, a shop that's entirely white inside which could make you feel a bit scruffy in comparison (especially make-up counters), a shop full of very delicate displays of highly breakable things, shops with mirrors everywhere, quiet shops with too many members of staff standing around who might try to 'help' you...

"When she noticed the stuck-up, hoity-toity looking shop assistants standing around bored, just waiting to instantly judge her then totally ignore her as soon as she entered, she suddenly felt all shop shy and did a complete u-turn in the doorway to the fancy lingerie store. 'I didn't really need any new panties anyway' she thought to herself..."

by Pen Knife March 9, 2009

Slop Shop

A "Slop-Shop" is a man or women who is incredibly unorganized leading to failure of executing simple tasks in life such as bathing or keeping one's life organized and clean.

I had seen Liz at the party last night, she definitely looked like a slop shop, I mean, did you see the stains on her shirt and the semen still dripping from her lips? So gross.

by swislockseth February 26, 2017

trophy shop

A trophy shop is a bar/lounge full of potential trophy wives. It is used to decribe a place that is stocked with hot young single girls looking for a reason to not work anymore.

"Man, that bar was loaded." "Yeah, it was a total trophy shop."

by Taylor Kesel February 12, 2005

Justice-shopping

Shoplifting or looting while black.

- Target employee: If you don't stop shoplifting I'm going to call the police!
-Ta'Keisha: It's not shoplifting, it's justice-shopping! BLM! Reparations now! No justice no pea... (being taken into custody)

by Urbanitito September 7, 2023

Bread Shop

When a Nigga named Mathew who creates a store that sells Bread.

Mr_moho: "Yo you see that nigga Mathew's Bread Shop. Like a Sandwich Bread comes first"
Mathew: "Nigga I be selling Bread that she feels it in her toes. I'm a real young baker for the 6ix."🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by IHateBlackPeopleBecauseTheyEat June 3, 2019