Twit-Shitting

The act of Twittering whilst on the toilet.

Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting.

by nicko236 April 5, 2009

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019

Shitlins

Shitlins usually consists of chewing tobacco such as skoal or copenhagen in the lip. It is the fattest lip you can put in

Hey there son you got some shitlins in that lip?

by craig boy August 3, 2009

Shitting Bricks

Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...

I was so nervous when I was outside of Julia's house talking to her, man I was shitting bricks

by NotRobert July 10, 2009

Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006

shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping

Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.

by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010