a nipple shield is a bra.
by plebsthetic September 02, 2017
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."
by spaceymaree February 05, 2020
When a guy that has no job and is single ejaculates into a mailbox for 3 consecutive weeks and waits for his mom to say something about it
by Wedtard September 11, 2021
- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)
A satirical toast in french-gibberish, when abuser's minions have succeeded a mission of sabotage, or have shielded the abuser from taking responsibility and is given a reward for these actions.
A satirical toast in french-gibberish, when abuser's minions have succeeded a mission of sabotage, or have shielded the abuser from taking responsibility and is given a reward for these actions.
Did you notice how they sabotaged the whole investigation of ethical misconducts to cover up a huge corruption at the very top of the university?
- yeah , totally! Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)
- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)
- yeah , totally! Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)
- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)
by pisara-meressa April 24, 2023
An imaginary shield which you have to protect yourself from the autistic people around you. In other words, one uses it to shy himself from the disease of autism from others.
Person 1: For fuck sake, there they are, Yushi and his autistic, inbred, squinty family.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.
Person 1: Good call.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.
Person 1: Good call.
by Grannyfucker12345 March 26, 2016