Grant shields

Tattererd ass
well my pants look like grant shields.
by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016
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Palin Shield

An imaginary device people use to ignore the obvious blunders of political officials.
did you hear what palin did today?

nope. i've got my palin shield up i've given up on following goverment affairs.
by allley January 12, 2011
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Condensation Shield

An alternative name for stubbie holder. Usually used by a person who does not wish to have wet residue on their hand or table.
Since I’m having a can of soda, could you bring me my condensation shield as well?
by Ticklechambers March 03, 2023
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intrusion shield

What every single dude needs to wear when he goes out on the town at night. It comes in two models- stainless steel buns and plasma offender repulsion. Stainless steel lets people know you're well defended (and leaves your enemy with marks and bad dreams), while plasma offender repulsion lets you make sure the offender will never offend again.
After slipping on a package of cottage cheese, Steve was saved from mass absolute bangage by his stainless steel buns intrusion shield.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 30, 2004
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Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.
Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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The Shields

A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.
Hey man, anyone want to play The Shields leap frog with me?
by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014
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Simone Shields

Most honest and pretty girl you can fine. In other terms The Perfect Girl
Simone Shields is going to baywest
by Gloriousmoth656 November 12, 2020
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