Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

The Shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper.

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch.

If you don't get it, crawl out from under that rock.

by Helvis September 9, 2003

shanker

a primary sore or ulcer at the site of entry of a pathogen; the initial lesion of syphilis
also spelled chancre

Ewwww! You've got shankers on yer johnson!

by mandingoe July 16, 2003

slacker

A lazy azz person who instead of doing work, sits his azz on the couch and watches TV, plays video game, eats alot of food and never worries about anything because he know he will get the job done at the last minute and in the end just chill.

I am a slacker/bum/lowlife.

by PSX December 28, 2005

shocker

Two in the Bush, and one in the Cheney

When you don't want to cock her, give her the shocker.

by The Kid Doc D December 28, 2005

smacker

Slang or Street Name for MDMA (Ectasy).

The pill or pills is so potent its like a smacker hits you.

by oaktown_finest October 24, 2006

Reverse Shocker

Just like the regular Shocker, but more potent, as the number of digits in the pink and stink are flip-flopped. So it becomes two in the poo one in the goo.

"Duuuude my girlfriend said I couldn't use the shocker on her, so I whipped out the Reverse Shocker on her ass"

"I think I hate you."

by SeanJL January 14, 2008