Maggie Sekerka

Maggie Sekerka is a beautiful, brown haired girl who’s the most amazing friend anyone could have. She means so much to all her friends and deserves all the love in the world. She’ll always be the best at making people laugh, even when things aren’t going to well for herself.

Someone: Hey, it’s Maggie Sekerka, she’s so amazing

Maggie Sekerka: Ik

by I’m not sure who I am May 9, 2019

sight seer

sight seer ; is someone who is awaiting there own death anxiously. Can't wait, hoping it'll come soon. Looking upon it as a departure from this world into the next. A paradox.

Inside the mind of Bryn -- I'm a sight seer. Dying is always the most important part of life, not by your own hand, rather an act of God or brought to you by your willingness. The future is so bright and exciting, our bodies may be left, but our spirits will forever rise.

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

sight seer

sight seer ; is someone who is awaiting there own death anxiously. Can't wait, hoping it'll come soon. Looking upon it as a departure from this world into the next. A paradox.

Inside the mind of Bryn -- I'm a sight seer. Dying is always the most important part of life, not by your own hand, rather an act of God or brought to you by your willingness. The future is so bright and exciting, our bodies may be left, but our spirits will forever rise.

Jay says : "wow what an insight, urban dictionary should publish it, I would, if I could"
- Bryn : I'll just keep hounding them, what can they do? Chop off my fingers and toes? Like that's old news hahaha

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

Trash segregation

To store and sort one's trash in a separate container. A petty act that is done to prove a point.

For example, My roommate's are practicing trash segregation in the house. They choose to keep their trash separate and to only take their trash out on trash day.

by Rsm45 May 27, 2020

Trent Sager

A half Mexican half Asian (Mexicasian) crackhead that spends most of his life tweaking out inside of a shipping container

Oh look, Trent Sager's tweaking his nipples again, he's tweaking that hard he'll start sniffing everything

by bigblackcockblock November 20, 2021

josh seager

a sexy motherfucker who we all want to fuck

josh seager fuck me

by flatty mcpatty June 7, 2022

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022