Scottie

Screwing something up to the best of your ability

Wow, Dustin! You Scottie'd the hell out of that job!

by huddle75 December 26, 2018

scottish nazi party

Another name for the fascist hate group known as the Scottish national party this group has a bigot as a leader and wishes to destroy my grand nation (UK) and is so misguided thinks the EU is good

Vote Scottish Nazi Party to end the evil empire of the UK

Normal person: fuck no

by DuncsGaming December 4, 2013

Scottish Piledriver

When an erect male jumps off a bar table and lands his penis perfectly in either the vagina or anus of a passed out drunk female on the ground.

"Bro I just spiked that girls drink. I'm gonna Scottish Piledriver her later."

by Dirty ballz December 2, 2013

scottish bedwarmer

A major fart.

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

scotting

a verb. The act of masturbation for a man.

I came home last night and my roommate was scotting in the living room.

by Jhereg November 7, 2007

Scottish Milkshake

The act of mixing semen, coffee, and whiskey together and then chugging it with your butthole.

Old Pete got so wasted last night, the bloody fool recieved a scottish milkshake.

Oh Bloody hell! Not a scottish milkshake!

by skeetskeetboomboom April 30, 2009

Scottie

Adjective. Being unexplainable in stupidity.

Person A- _____ came out of the closet!

Person B - What does that mean?

Person A- Oh my God! You're such a freaking Scottie!

Person B- I am not!

by ^.^ Molls (= March 29, 2010