"Muster time ,Return to your own landings" Officer
"Whatever you Screw Dog, take me down the back." little johnny.
"Whatever you Screw Dog, take me down the back." little johnny.
by Unna bro May 12, 2011

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."
by SmashGladly November 22, 2017

Noun - The final result when you post for a career with Sodexo, believing their claims of fairness and diversity, only the be treated less that an indentured slave.
by martyrdom August 19, 2013

by Uh yeeter December 11, 2017

by zBulldogg May 28, 2019

by CoK.Tahiti October 14, 2018

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009
