Screw the Russian

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…

I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*

by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022

holiday screw

When a couple dress up as Mr and Mrs Claus and fuck with Christmas music playing.

Also an original alcoholic drink made by Emma Cline Phillips.

Yo, last Kwanza by girlfriend and I Holiday Screwed to Frank Sinatra.

by Silverfox95 December 11, 2017

the extra screw

This is the screw that after disassembling and reassembling any item/device is left over and has no visible place to go.

Everytime I work on laptops, I add another 'extra screw' to my collection

OR

I can't find where this screw goes
It's alright man, its just The Extra Screw

by Josh Buss February 27, 2011

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

The bloody screw

Its where you put a screw between your index and middle finger and blast the back of a girls vagina

I gave the misses the bloody screw last night

by zBulldogg May 28, 2019

Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.

Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.

by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009

Screw dog

A name given to correctional officers by crims.
screw do-o-g

"Muster time ,Return to your own landings" Officer

"Whatever you Screw Dog, take me down the back." little johnny.

by Unna bro May 12, 2011