Schmeet

Used to describe someone that is gross! A person that has long toe nails, unbrushed teeth, yellow fingers from smoking, crooked arm, etc.

All of Schmeet's white socks have holes at the big toe, he really needs to cut those toe nails!

I saw Schmeet at the convenience store buying smokes and he was wearing camouflage clothing. I don't know why because he doesn't even hunt!

by What up doe! June 17, 2024

Schmetre Boy

An Individual who automatically becomes in charge on entry to the establishment he attends.

He is the one true schmetre boy

by ChingKong June 17, 2024

Schmeebe

Der Ausdruck „Schmeebe“ lässt sich auf die Reisinger-Dynastie zurückführen und wurde vor allem in Mitteleuropa verwendet. Heute ist dieser Begriff nur noch in Teilen des Mühlviertels zu hören und ist fast in Vergessenheit geraten.

„Schmeebe“, die Kurzform von „Schmeeb the Meb“, bezeichnet eine Person, die die alte Handwerkskunst der Fortbewegungsmittelreparatur erlernt hat. Um als Schmeebe bezeichnet zu werden, ist es nicht nur erforderlich, sich der Instandsetzung aller gängigen Fahrzeuge zu widmen, sondern auch ein Leben als Minimalist zu führen.

I mog in Schmeebe

by MisterSpex June 30, 2024

Schere

German word for when you have definitely done something but don't want to admit it.

Hannes: "Franz hast du meine Freundin gefickt?"
Franz: "Schere."

by Jordonkäsebrot July 8, 2024

schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.

Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"

by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024

Schmeebadoobus

Everything except for shortbread

Yall fw schmeebadoobus?

by HarleyCantAim December 27, 2024

Schmerg

a dogwhistle representing EVERY topic you can think of: racism, antisemitism, marxists, flat earthers, anything you can name is possible. it can be used in any context.

"Schmerg them all."
"271k schmergs wasn't enough."
"You have been schmerged!"
"I hate these schmergs."
"Schmerg is life."

by neurotipikal January 8, 2025