Shmeat

I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.

Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.

by Mrmeeeet November 24, 2021

shmeatbeat

To beat shmeat

I caught noah shmeatbeatin in his room

by Dogshlonglicker December 9, 2021

schmealin'

it's like pissin, but you just gotta

guy1: yo bro i'm schmealin' right now fr
guy2: nah no way bro me too
guy1: yeah dude we're so in sync

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

shmeattle

the foreskin of the foreskin

john tore his shmeattle the other day!
steven what the fuck?

by 14209948 April 10, 2022

Shmeat

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

Shmeat

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

My Shmeat has erectile disfunction

by Thaifood.com April 26, 2022

Schmeagle

To put an unhealthy or unusual amount of mental capacity or effort into one small facet of life or any given situation. Schmeagling is most accurately described as when someone is so caught in their own way of thinking about a particular thing, that they shut out all outside opinions on the matter and firmly believe in their own delusions.

Sam has recently become obsessed with getting in shape and hitting the gym. He has bought 50 different supplements to take throughout the day to aid him. He is also going to the gym for 6-8 hours a day. Sam is schmeagling on the gym.

The homeless man walked around aimlessly on the boardwalk muttering incoherent phrases to himself and never paying any mind to others. The homeless man is a schmeagle.

An excellent and classic example of schmeagling is Gollum and the ring of power from the legendary series Lord of the Rings. Gollum schmeagles on the ring for 500 years. In my opinion this is the BEST example of what schmeagling is.

by Absalom1 May 6, 2022