Schmeil

A vape

yo bro can i hit your schmeil

by oj_leap September 24, 2022

schmelpi

A schmelpi is a is a cat that has a big torso, but tiny little stupid looking legs

Person 1: DUDE LOOK AT THAT SCHMELPI!

Stupid Schmelpi Cat: meow

by schmelpilord October 1, 2022

Schmeak

To be a disciple of Christ

Hello I’m a schmeak of God

A group of sigma males who follow God

by Marty_bluud December 7, 2022

Schmegledwarfed

Another way of saying that someone is in the process of getting high.

"bro, I'm absolutely about to get Schmegledwarfed"
"Last night I got so schmegledwarfed"

by Garthegoop December 28, 2022

schmeatza

A pizza with at least 3 different meats.

Damn I’m hungry I’m ordering a schmeatza from Domino’s

by Flynnius January 17, 2023

Schmalance

The scientific term for balance

The scientists said, "We need to test the schmalance of the cat."

by Scientist Wizard Word Wrangler January 23, 2023

Schmeat n' great

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands

Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

by Pumpkin spice clitoris March 26, 2023