San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.
Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.
by Kakeman May 07, 2020
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San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.
I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.
by TeamCook January 03, 2020
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San Francisco Sundae

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.
I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.
by MysticOgre March 06, 2021
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San Francisco Grandmother

Dude I went down Hollywood Blvd and pick me up a San Francisco Grandmother, 20$ Gummers and 50$ Bummers.
by TheMfingStockingstuffer October 09, 2021
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san francisco transfer

connecting ones own mouth and anus via rubber tube, promoting feces to travel between the two orifices. The literal ass-to-mouth.
Guy 1: Dude!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I just did a san francisco transfer

Guy 2: Get the fuck away from me and brush your teeth
by junglebunny420x September 22, 2011
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San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.
To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!
by Johnny The King August 02, 2024
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San Francisco Tetris

The San Francisco Tetris is the act of having as much guys as possible sitting on each other’s penises and trying to see how they can get before falling over
Me and the boys are gonna attempt the San Francisco Tetris this week
by Papa Jayjay May 20, 2021
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