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San Francisco Duel

A brash, yet gentlemanly way to settle an argument. Should one accept the challenge, both participants face their backs to eachother and walk three paces. On the third pace both men face eachother, drop trow, and vigorously masturbate to completion. The winner is the first man to blow his load. Bonus points for ejaculating onto the other competitor.
Hey, did you hear about how mad Jason was when his GF was grinding on Tyrone? Good thing they settled it like men with a San Francisco Duel! Jason never saw it coming!!!
by Rumpleforezkin July 8, 2025
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San Francisco Slushie

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).
"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises
Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.
by Phdcarl August 8, 2017
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San Francisco

A lawless dystopia full of drug taking zombies living in tents on needle-littered streets. Setting up a shop here is impossible since it will be frequently robbed in broad daylight. If someone squats in your home, you are legally banned from evicting them, as doing so could be racist or even misogynistic.
The mayor of San Francisco, Libby McDem, does nothing to solve the city’s problems
by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023
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San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.
To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!
by Johnny The King August 2, 2024
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San Francisco Sundae

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.
I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.
by MysticOgre March 6, 2021
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San Francisco Hot Plate

When a dude pulls Saran Wrap over his face as his partner shits liquid poo on his face.
Tyler gave me a San Francisco Hot Plate on date night.
by CockFart44 August 2, 2022
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