salonershop

When your barber has more salon chairs than barber chairs.

Today I’m going to hang out with the hens at the Salonershop and get a cut and shave.

by Rutter’s Barbering May 26, 2018

Shamone

Michael Jackson’s homage to Mavis Staples, an extremely underrepresented soul singer, used in place of ‘come on’ or ‘looky here’... it was Michael’s was of staying true to his roots coming up on the Chitlins Circuit before moving from Motown to Epic and subsequently changing his sound and appearance to break racial barriers and appeal to a wider audience. Michael was a huge prankster and loved putting Easter eggs in his work, as well as never renouncing his roots, despite what people were saying about him at the time and his severe body and facial dysmorphia. Now we all know he had Vitiligo AND Lupus, both autoimmune disorders, but back in the 90’s it was “Wacko Jacko strikes again”. We behaved egregiously and made him suffer for his art when he gave of himself so completely... it left him in chronic pain, crippling loneliness, insomnia and misery, and we did nothing to prevent his death. We lost one of the greatest performers who will ever grace this earth. Requiscat in Pace ad Eternam, Frater. 💙🕴🏻👑

You KNOW that girl is dangerous, Michael... aww SHAMONE! -‘you rock my world’ video

Because I’m bad, I’m bad, you know it , SHAMONE! - Bad

by MysteryBruises October 11, 2018

Shamone/Shamoan'd

"Shamone" is a term coined by Michael Jackson, in 1988 on the song "bad". "Shamone" is a unique phrasing of "c'mon"
which mean "come on". Can also be spelled as "Shamoan'd". "Shamone" is usually followed up by a "Uhh", or a grunt of some kind. Other sources of the phrase "shamone" are James Jensen and later adapted by Noah Oktober Schweitz

Shamone/Shamoan'd can be used in almost any context
"Yo, lets go... shamone" uhh"
"Coming right up, shamone!"

by RubyDick November 27, 2018

Shmoned

To be extremely stoned

Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger

by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019

samonti

Pretty,encouraging girl nice sometime but beautiful all the time she smile everyday friends make her happy and she puts family first

Samonti went to school to learn

by Samonti April 1, 2019

Simone

Simone’s are egg bitches that are shorter than ants and looks like gru. They will use anything against you in any way. They are also very homosexual but for some reason they date men

Whoa look out it’s simone better not say anything offensive

by Bobby ches April 11, 2019

Shamone

Shamone means come on in Michael Jackson language

Damn freddy the ten year old is looking rather thicc today i would really like to Shamone him

by MexicanJumpingBean69 June 22, 2019