Saalified

Saving hoes from bad deeds and making them better

I saalified one of my ex's that used to smoke weed

by Russian dictionary March 5, 2026

Samalamadingdong

"The minotaur's escaped and you're gonna get the horns, buddy!"

Brennan: Just want you to know Sam, Samalamadingdong!

by 1Luxly August 28, 2025

Samalamadodo

Stupid monkey fucking idiot that doesn't know how to speaking fucking English, faggot bitch

You're actually just fucking samalamadodo

by Mint0405 October 25, 2025

Caitlin Samaritano

Caitlin Samaritano is a sexy beast. She is probably the besets friends anyone could ask for and along with her awesome butt, she's probably got the coolest cat I've ever seen. The finest girl in all the world and anyone would be lucky to know her

Dude you know that caitlin samaritano chick? she's like the coolest person to walk this earth and her cat is epic!

by chubbybunnies November 21, 2011

serious samaniac

someone who is a megafan of serious sam, and would never pirate a single serious sam game (even tormental).

human 1: look! that dude is wearing a serious sam t-shirt and has a backpack full of beheaded kamikaze plushes! he's a serious samaniac!!
human 2: *throws beheaded kamikaze plush at human 1*
beheaded kamikaze plush: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
human 2: it even yells!
human 1: cool.

by zazazzzazaazazaza October 13, 2021

Gianna Samai

Gianna samai is an entity known for being the most light skin African American you’ll ever meet, it’s been told that if you say Samai 3 times into a two sided mirror she'll leap through the mirror, attacking you like she’s on some Tarzan type shit.

“I recently summoned a spider monkey looking bitch named Gianna Samai from my two sided mirror”

by Childxchanger August 23, 2022

False Samaritan

A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.

Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.

by Owensbus August 31, 2022