Ryan

A totally apeshit crow guy who bursts in on your day to day buisiness in Columbia. Who throws crows everywhere with no regard for anyone's safety. The crows peck, burn and caw like a scene kid being punched.

He spares no man, woman or child.

Guy 1: It was terrible. He threw crows at them until they were pecked to death. Then crows came out of their corpses, some of them were even electrified.
Guy 2: Yeah, that Ryan's really something

by ErectClown March 31, 2013

Ryan

Ryan is extremely buff and known to break down walls and bench people for fun.

"Dude did you see Ryan last night?! He broke down the fcking wall because no one had a key!"

by Dave Bibbs October 24, 2008

Ryan

Someone who screams in the black of night. Could be a dinosaur.

Ryan: SCRAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
John: What a Ryan.

by Lighter_Tron_Man March 28, 2019

Ryan

an amazing girl who is always mistaken for a boy when a teacher calls her name.. she also has social anxiety but it’s okay because she laughs about it

Substitute Teacher: “Is Ryan here?”
Girl Ryan: “Here!”

Sub: “I said Ryan”
Girl Ryan: “ I am Ryan..”
Sub:” Oh.... interesting”

by jigglefarts26 August 27, 2020

Ryan

The true meaning of Ryan is someone with a massive juicy cock and when in bed al the girls call them “DADDY”. The Ryan’s are so hard that they take on Phil Mitchell on the daily. They are also dirty cunts who don’t just shut the fuck up! They never clean their cocks but it leaves a fresh bit of cheese for the next women to suck up.

Ryan: Hey B
Girl1: Hey daddy
Girl2: You’ve got a massive dong
Girl3: (struggling to speak) I’ve got my mouth full

by You mums flappy pussy February 16, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is an amazing person, and no amount of words can encompass everything about him. He is smart, driven, and wise. Ryan can do anything he sets his mind to, and a little more after that. He is kind, empathetic, and selfless. Ryan cares for others in a way that makes them want to do the same. Ryan is funny, and brings joy to every encounter. Ryan is stubborn in the best way because he stands up for what he believes and knows right from wrong. He is sexy (like.....very). He loves music and language and learning. Every girl wants to be with Ryan, but there’s only one lucky enough to call him her own. Ryan is the greatest son, brother, boyfriend, classmate, roommate, mentor, and friend that anyone could possibly ask for. He deserves the world.

I can’t wait to explore the world with Ryan

by localsofa November 25, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a boy who will always be there for you at your hardest times, even when you fight. He can make you smile no matter what. He is just a person trying to fit in. He has a funny and kind personality. He will never abandon you or try to hurt you. He is very understanding and sometimes lonely.

Person 1 :"Omah Gosh, Ryan Is so kind!"
Person 2:"I know, he's always there for me!"

by MyScarOnMyHeart November 16, 2019