This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."
by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017
Get the Celtic Rubmug. by xSmizeH2Tx November 27, 2014
Get the Rub clubmug. "Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:
"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."
"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
Get the Chest Rubbedmug. by Belvis Parsley February 19, 2020
Get the Dry Rubmug. The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner
by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017
Get the Funyun Rubmug. by Toe Rubber November 7, 2019
Get the Rub Toemug. by rr879 April 19, 2014
Get the guillotine rubmug.