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The Rohan Theory

The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
by swag be my balls January 2, 2023
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Rohan

A dumbass that thinks he's smarter than everyone else. All he does is fill out illegal surveys to get money and plays on his phone 24/7. People always want to beat the shit out of him.
Man... Stop being a rohan or else ill beat your ass.
by Pranayisgay September 8, 2018
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Rohini

When your electricity gets cut off, and you are left in absolute darkness. (Danville)
Dammit Eskom, I can't see a thing in this rohininess!
by Gavin Williams November 13, 2016
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The romanian hammer

The act or acts of punishing a young Romanian prostitute with fierce hammering blows to the groin. Usually perpetrated by a young white male tourist featuring a prominent bald spot.
by Long Beach Raider March 28, 2009
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Rohan

verb

assigned to the friend in the circle who keeps dropping and/ or letting the joint go out, as coined by Rohan in 2006 thanks to his tireless efforts in dropping it into puddles of water, snow, and generally taking his time.
"ROHAN" exclamation when someone has dropped the joint, intended as an insult

"He pulled a Rohan last night" when describing someone who spent most of the night picking up his dropped joints
by Mountie97 December 24, 2008
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Romanian kiss

a guy kissing a girl on her lower lips and trying to stick his tongue as deep as possible
John is known for his skills in Romanian kissing : girls just love it!
by mr.wisdom June 5, 2010
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Rohanification

A disorder in the left side of the brain causing you to have nervous meltdowns every few seconds, mood swings, the ability to totally piss your mom off, and laugh like a freaking hyena. Oh and this makes other people want to kill you.
Yeah, my dads been suffering from Rohanification. It's tough, you know?
by AngrySistah August 4, 2011
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