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When the red river flows, take the muddy path.
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Ricer

A ricer is an individual who "modifies" their vehicles with aftermarket or homemade components that offer little or no performance gain. Large mufflers resulting in a loud, low tone, lawnmower sound is very popular among ricers. Ricers also are obsessed with stickers, big spoilers, and body kits. Often, ricers neglect to paint body panels such as having a full primer gray body kit. Lamborghini(verticle) doors on Honda Civics are the reason Lamborghinis don't have Lamborghini doors anymore.

Contrary to popular belief, the term "ricer" has nothing to do with Asian vehicles:

"Rice" is an acronym for "Radically Immature Car Enthusiast".

Although the majority of ricers choose to "modify" base level Asian compact cars (IE: Honda Civics), have you ever seen a Chevrolet Cavalier or Dodge Neon? Enough said.

Ricers are famous for driving around revving their motors and trying to race everyone they see.
That civic is completely riced out and the 16 year old with the sideways hat playing loud rap music is a huge ricer.

There is a gathering of ricers at price chopper.
by kevtek March 19, 2011
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River Valley High School

River Valley High School is a prestigious school which offers IP in Singapore.

It is also the first Chinese middle school set up by the Singapore government.

Most of the ppl here are very nice and kind, including students, staffs and teachers.

However, something horrible happened in this school in July. It really reminds us how important mental health is.

Hope that there won't be any similar incident happen.
by Hannnnnnn. August 24, 2021
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Hood River

Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.
I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!
by Poemrider December 24, 2010
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River

River is strong and independent. She is a cutie, but always stands her ground.
If you mess with this intelligent women, she will send you off into oblivion. She is very creative and can figure out problems as she gets them. River doesnt always show her true self to those who dont know her very well, she will avoid you if she is uncomfortable. If you notice that River is with you, standing by your side and has been for a while, she will be there for life.
She is such a River, always changing yet still the same.
by That girl named River September 12, 2020
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Ricer Citation

A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers.

note: there are different version of the ricer citation.

"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."

Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"

_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------

-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank

_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------

_Less than desirable paint job---------

-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------

_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------

_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------

-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----

_Incorrect badging:--------- ----

-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______

_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------

-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --

"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."

Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -

Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet

Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping

Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra

Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
Joe: Look at the fucking ricer in that parking lot.

Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.

Joe: Good Idea!
by 2006_Mustang_GT September 11, 2006
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night rider

A white female who favors sex with black males.
by Jeff Duclervil February 10, 2008
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