Running Windows '98

If someone is not understanding simple things easily and/or is physically slow and not energized, he/she is running Windows '98. *It helps to know if the person is usually smart and/or physically quick to make the judgement justified.*

*It is early in the morning*
What is 100 squared?
-Uhhh....
You need a reboot, stop running windows '98

Coach, I dont feel like running a mile today.
-Windows '98 wont help you win the game next week.

dumb, dumbass, idiot, retard, lazy, tired

by Fresh Prince Kenya August 5, 2012

Running Donut

There are 4 men, two of them stand still while the other two with their dicks slicked up run at them as fast as they can and try to their dicks in the other persons ass.The first one to stick it in wins. The loser eats a handful of pubes.

Hey dude, that running donut game made my ass hurt.

by Jackie boi August 23, 2017

Ringing off the hook

When your phone gets a shitload of calls.

Person 1: My phone was ringing off the hook at work today!

by TheGamer675 January 8, 2018

Running your thumbs

When you talk shit about someone through Twitter or similar sites.

"I'm tired of you talking shit Karen. You're always running your thumbs about me!"

by StGanjus June 9, 2018

Running grass

A low-key definition of selling weed

Mike got pinched for running grass, david is running grass as a side-hustle

by Kaigwa Mwangi January 24, 2019

Ringing the sheets

Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.

I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

Running loose

When a guy has a girlfriend or a wife, but he is still sleeping around with other women.

Michael: Hey, I’m going to see one of my hoes.
Jarrod: What about Patricia?
Michael: Man, you know I’m just running loose.

by zzkdcountszz June 9, 2019