rhapsody

Italian power metal band with arguably great music/songwriting, but *hilarious* lyrics and song titles. Most of their songs are quite enjoyable, if you can ignore the lyrics and mind-blowingly bad narration.

Actual lyrics: So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings / to defeat the evil enemies / And we'll ride with our lord for the power and the throne / in the name of holy thunderforce

by LoneIgadzra April 6, 2005

raisin

one who is aged, an old dude

Dawn: Happy 100th birthday!! hehe
You are such a raisin! Such a dinosaur!

by Slumdog January 17, 2009

Rhapsody

One of the Only Original Metal Sounds I've heard as of late, A great listen for those who like metal and are sick and tired of Slipknot and System of a Down

"Black Dragon"-a great song by rhapsody

by Lawerance M July 15, 2005

Raissa

Badass bitch. She won't take no for an answer, but she will definitely give you it. She is fiercely loyal to her friends and will defend them. Roasting QUEEN. Usually has a boyfriend named Hamid.

Girl 1- Damn Raissa. You need to stop roasting these bitches!

Girl 2- Yeah. These assholes will do enough of it in hell.
Boy 1- Love you. That guy tried to get money from me but I told him to back off.
Girl 1- WHAT?! ILL BEAT HIS ASS FOR YOU HAMID NO ONE MESSES WITH MY MANS.
Boy 1- I LOVE YOU

by marriedin2005 February 14, 2018

california raisins

Whats left under the foreskin after an uncircumsized guy has anal sex.

When I pulled my dick out of her poop chute I had California raisins all up under my foreskin.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

Raistlin

A very attractive fellow, inhabiting a small fortress in Slovenia, known to have an almost dangerous sex appeal and extremely acid tongue. Upon encounter you oughta keep in mind that physical sexual contact with him is nigh impossible, despite your overwhelming urge to do so.

Dragonlance, Visual Utopia, ...

by Silent Observer January 18, 2005

hell raiser

The one that raises hell.

John eyes rolled back and the ground opened up

fire

John is a hell raiser.

by anonemestic July 8, 2009