renting portals

Ingress term
To rent a portal is to go into an opposite factions area & use a virus to flip it. The opposing faction can always flip back after an hour to regain control. This is is usually done to level 8 portals.

Poway Enlightened love renting portals because they just can't compete

by HarleyQuinn42 November 22, 2016

Whoever's reading this

fuck you

Whoever's reading this is a massive bellend and they eat fucking scrotums

by Small dick Matt October 30, 2019

Redding Cotton

Redding likes it in the back door! He is in love with Jessie Gonzales!!!

O Jessie i like it in the back door!

by Taylor Charnetski January 5, 2005

Summer reading

When your significant other says they are going to do there summer reading and they are actually fucking some other bitch

My boyfriend is doing his summer reading

My girlfriend loves doing summer reading

by FuckingTriggeredAssHoe August 21, 2018

reading Harry Potter

NZ School boy slang for masterbation

Bill's mum caught him "reading Harry Potter", in the shower.

by Jeremy Thomson September 24, 2007

redingle

A corruption of the word Redonkulous, which is in itself a corruption of Rediculous.

Man, Ryan Slute looks redingle in that pink t-shirt

by 1298dkkfuu84 October 3, 2007

reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.

I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!

by jawaid man March 3, 2009