readinger

a horni bastard that loves to fuck friends, gets hard and horny off of ex girlfriends, and loves to do things in movie theaters

wow look at that sexy readinger!

by hottiegirl15 May 8, 2008

Risky Readinger

The ultimate sex move. It is a twelve step maneuver that becomes illegal after the 4th step, often referred to as the "Burnham Brownbag".

After the scale model of the Chrysler building got involved, I could no longer adventure towards the Risky Readinger.

by M.D. Murray D November 2, 2009

dick ridding

Someone who licks people's butts

Stop dick ridding that nigga for christ sake

by Eat a dicj December 2, 2017

Pulling a reed / Reeding

This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.

Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."

Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."

by Mitro March 25, 2008

Mr. Reading

1. To throw a huge trantrum.
2. Something old, run down, decrepid.

1. "Mum chucked a total Mr. Reading this morning..."
2. "That car is so Mr. Reading."

by Terri-ann May 5, 2006

Reading, Massachusetts

The most boring, shit town in all of Massachusetts. An utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.

Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?

Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts

Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN

by phillipsgurrl June 29, 2010

Reading in the Park

An entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other's company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.

Yeah mum, I was reading in the park with David, sorry I didn't call.

by FavFemAnon April 29, 2011