Crab Ranch

When someone has Crabs or (scabies) in their A hole then they have an anal Crab Ranch

Nick has a huge crab ranch in his ass... even a donkey punch won't save David this time.

by Mr. Slappy Kinkaid May 18, 2004

Dude Ranch

A great punk album by the band that used to be good Blink 182.

Blink was cool back then now they're trapped in the mainstream.

by andrew boy April 19, 2004

Raised Ranch Redneck

Used as a derisive term for an individual who espouses a “country” mentality despite having been born and living in the suburbs and therefore being totally removed from it. These persons will typically drive a large truck without actual need or practical use thereof, and wear camouflage clothing to Wal-Mart to signify their status. Country music, seldom used motorsports gear, and fast food are also trademarks of the lifestyle. They are commonly found in the Southeastern United States but may be found throughout the nation.

See that "country" boy driving that F150 past the mall? He really needs it to drive to work and back. What a raised ranch redneck.

by some guy! January 20, 2011

gay ranch

Is a ranch commonly found in South Carolina. The first was founded by the Game Cocks in 1847 located inside Hidden Valley Ranch. First dick hand was Robert E Lee.

Have you ever visited that Gay Ranch in South Carolina?

by j g wentworth September 15, 2012

hog ranch

An old-time name for a "whore house."

I can't get any free ass. Time to hit up the hog ranch.

by SilverPirate September 12, 2013

Tennessee Ranch

A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food

This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.

by Shinron Sakai September 20, 2014

Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016