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Predestined

1) A prestigious and insanely expensive academy for destinies of all races, creeds and preference to snack foods (Excluding, of course, snack foods of yogurt descent) Where the happy little abstract concepts can learn of their fundamentally flawed and tired existence.

2) The poorly serreptitious excuse for being behind every shit fed romantic comedy.
1. The predestined school for ideas and conjecture is the leading institution for metric fuckloads of useless information.

2. "We are predestined for romance!" says the female actor, struggling to hold on to the belief that she will ever be worth anything more to the type of man she wants other than a wet, warm hole.
"Indeed." Says the male actor, losing part of his soul and most of his dignity at this horrific role but slightly assuaged by the fact that he has a ninety per cent chance of banging his co-star.
by Calmcapsaicin January 4, 2011
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Predatorial

Praying on the young and naive girls over the consenting age. Telling them such things as a backdoor santa or baltimore break in are standard sexual moves, thus improving the human gene pool using Darwins theory of evolution with a new generation of sexy young ladies with an outstanding sexual back catalogue who are more than willing as they don't know any better
Andy and Phil picked up a couple of barmaids from the Fat Badger, the girls were inexperienced until they boys drove them to Phils lair whilst demonstrating the dirty andretti. They then went on to introduce them to the Louisianna lane change, angry pirate and cleveland steamer. The girls would then go on to utilise these new skills with future boyfriends thinking it was the norm. Andy and Phils predatorial instincts had made the world a slightly better place
by Studleys sidekick October 22, 2012
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When a fan has an orgasm over a prop or reference to the Predator.
Dude I totally had a Predatorgasm over the new Predators movie.
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pred-head

Someone who has a massively over sized head and really tiny t-rex sized ears.
"Man that chick is so unattractive - she gotta pred-head"
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Super-Predators

Something Joe Biden calls black people who took drugs, and was imprisoned for a ridiculous amount of time. Joe biden likes to say he isn't racist, but we know that he Opposed racial integration of public schools so blacks could't get the same Education as white. Along with Joe Biden's dementia head, He also likes to yell at black people who don't agree with him. Example: "If you're having trouble deciding whether your for me or Trump, then you ain't black!"
Hey bro, Joe Biden called me and my friends Super-Predators. Like I know what that means. Ol' crazy Joe just having a massive Brain fart!
by AverseCartoon December 18, 2020
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