pootie

a fart..often one that smells not off shit, but ass..or eggs.
verb- to fart..often by yourself in your bed under yourcovers (smothering yourself) or in a room with many people..often know as a silent but deadly.
in the ing form it is changed to poot..like pooting. Poot is a trem for a girl fart.

Awww FUCK, who pootied?
oh man, I have to pootie..
I almost killed myself cause I kept pooting in my sheets!

by OMGitsfreefood February 6, 2005

Pootine

The act of having a shit a set times everyday.

Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....

by gazw77 October 21, 2011

The Potion

A mix of being very high and being extremely drunk at the same time

Dude, I was so fucked last night. The potion hit me hard.
Bro I didn't make it home last night because of the potion.

by ChasMann May 28, 2013

potianist

the religion of pot smoking; excessive pot smoker

"i got high before school, at lunch, after school, and five times that night. i am a potianist."

by jess September 29, 2004

potin ore

A lyric Paul Wall used in the song "Grillz" by Nelly. Potin ore is alloy of copper, tin, lead, and zinc, used by the ancient Celts and Gauls to make coins.

Source: "The Old Copper Website" Accessed 03/30/2006
http://www.oldcopper.org/glossary.htm

From the song:
"I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set
I might cause a cold front if I take a deep breath
My teeth gleaming like I'm chewin on aluminum foil
Smilein showin off my diamonds sippin on some potin ore..."

by [UMN]KuroSatsu July 24, 2008

pootin' blanks

When you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out...similar to the phrase shooting blanks.

John: "Hey Dave, where are you?"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!"
Dave's Butt: "phhhhht"
John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!"

by fpa_2010 August 12, 2010

pootion

Dropping some ultimate pooties

I think i need to go home and change my underwear i just smeared my shorts with a pootion

by Scotty LaDouche February 13, 2014