Eatin' my puddin'

A common U.K slang for 'eating ass' or giving a rimjob

Oy,this lass was eatin' my puddin' all night on Chewsday. It only cost me an extra 10 quid!

by DaymnDayniel November 2, 2022

green puddle skipper

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.

"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"

by LightBoy December 9, 2005

black pudding

A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.

Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.

by Biggus Dikkus December 11, 2003

hot pudding cup

The act of defecating into your partner's mouth, then eating the feces out of their mouth with a spoon.

Jenny had to gargle for an hour after I gave her the ol' hot pudding cup last night.

My that was a tasty hot pudding cup.

by analyngus August 14, 2010

pulling my pudding

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum

I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.

by Jake February 17, 2004

shakey puddin

That good stuff that a man gets from a woman.

Damn, that was some good-ass shakey puddin that I got off your sister last night!

by Robert Fabulous McCune July 9, 2004

pudding

A flaverd gelatinous substance used to pacify children and leprechauns.

Oh, no! Get the pudding,here comes a gang of Leprechauns and children.

by Cheesehead October 23, 2003