Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

Couch potato

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

i'm a potato

Saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat.

You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:

"Mary is such a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"

by Marapotatoe December 10, 2013

Potato Pump

When you take a potato and peel it into a phallus. The potato can then be used as a sex toy. Different variations include a horse-shoe shape that can be used for double penetration. After use the potato can boiled and eaten.

Person 1: I heard that ranga plays with his food if you know what I mean...

Person 2: Yea I heard they like to do the potato pump.

by Mr . Angry June 6, 2009

Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

autistic.potato.v1

A super hot aussie with a devils smile. Likes to flex on others and is liked by lots of big tit grills. He likes to meme about various things such as vegetables and tomates

Did you see that super hot aussie over there?
Woah he just flexed on me with his golden potato!!
He just did a meme about a meme!! I'm bamboozled!!
Was that handsome devil over there autistic.potato.v1 ???

by By Stewie#8321 August 21, 2018

Potato Quality

When some one says "Dude was this recorded with a potato?" they mean that the quality of the film is shitty.

People often use this term in gaming as-well.

Dude! was this fucking youtube video recorded and rendered with sony potato 14?
Stop having potato quality equipment!

Jesus Christ Dan! Get a better PC You noob! I'll rek You 1V1 IRL M8

Stop playing with your potato pc to get a advantage with war thunders fucked up graphics settings man!

by OrgasmicLarry March 29, 2015