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funny family problems

Funny family problems are something we all probably suffer from. So what are they your dad cracking the same non funny Christmas cracker joke that he's been using since last Christmas. Or grandad trying to tell a joke that he forgets the punch line to .Or your little sibling telling an ok joke and then over explaining it. If none of this happens to you then think your self lucky and have pity for the rest of us who do have it .
Dad : nock nock
You : who's there
Dad : doctor
You : doctor who
Dad : said it yourself
You : moan groan funny family problems
by #@funnyprops.defintions December 28, 2013
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2nd World Problem

When people in former communist countries such as Hungary and Poland have problems.
That car alarm has been going off for 2 hours now and that Hungarian policeman has done nothing to turn it off!

"Shut up Maddox, that's a 2nd World Problem"
by neilo5000 September 7, 2016
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In the way people

~Mouth breather

~People who stop at green lights

~Anyone who asks what's on somthing served at McDonald's

~Some one staring into the middle distance when you're trying to get them to move

~when someone looks like they're trying to figure out what their shadow is
by SlowChild@play August 21, 2018
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A grip of old people

A group of old people, usually in packs of 3 to 4.

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”
Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

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by Scoobdaddy February 8, 2020
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National Stomp on Short People Day

October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
by thlying October 22, 2020
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grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR June 5, 2022
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what the problem is

What is the matter?; Do we have a problem here?; Made famous by Martin Lawrence
Jermaine already paid you you're money, so what the problem is?
by Stainz June 25, 2004
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