Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.

John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"

by TChao November 12, 2013

procrasturbate

When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.

Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.

by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014

procrasturbate

When you need to do work but you end up watching porn and masturbating instead.

#1
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.

#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!

by Barrack Obama Bin Laden March 1, 2014

procrasturbate

Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.

Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.

by pennyworth December 15, 2014

Procrastibate

a portmanteau of the words Procrastinate and Masturbate. Implying that a person procrastinates by masturbating. Its a comon occurance in every mans life, where he says to himself, i need to do something, but i would rather pleasure myself.

Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.

by Kyben36 June 15, 2014

Procrastibate

Delay or postpone action by choosing to bash one out instead.

If I didn't procrastibate so much, I would get a lot more done.

by dicktoe August 30, 2016

Procrasturbate

Verb. (Procrasturbation- n.)
To procrastinate by means of masturbation

"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."

by carols213 May 11, 2016