what you are doing right now….
by lmaoig July 6, 2022

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

u. what you are fucking doing right now.... GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK THAT WAS DUE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA FAIL THE YEAR BITCH
You: you, procrastinate.. is what your lazy fucking ass is doing rn
by BeLGBTQ+andShakeThatAss April 16, 2021

Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.
Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."
by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017

When you procrastinate but specifically eat in order to procrastinate therefore you are procrastinATEing.
"I just procrastinATEd and now I am going to annoy my roommates by complaining about how much stomach hurts"-That silly ginger
by shortsillyginger February 9, 2021

by anonymous September 15, 2020

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.
Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome
by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017
