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Meg o brien is the prettiest girl ive seen
by Maxparky79 August 3, 2017
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Precious

Precious is da buffest ting in east london my gyal is chuuunggggg!!!!
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by precious November 21, 2004
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pretentious cock sucker

A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.
Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.
by Postfarm August 12, 2006
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Pretentious Sediddy Dyke

A spadge (see Ratchetboo definition) who thinks she runs everything and acts as if she's queen of the world.
My ex's sister-in-law is one.
by Shawn B. May 22, 2003
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pretentious git

Someone who owns items, especially cars, which are far more expensive than other comparable items. This is done in an attempt to look cool, but inevitably involves involves them looking a total tit. Anyone who drives a new Mini Cooper or a BMW is instantly a pretentious git.

Anyone who thinks a conversation about the bodywork, wheels or paintjob on their car is at all interesting is almost certainly a pretentious git. In many countries it is illegal to let such drivers out of side turnings.
"Have you seen that two-tone paintwork on the Mini - what a pretentious git!"

"He might as well paint 'Tiny cock' on the bonnet of his BMW, the pretentious git."
by Lucky Aide August 17, 2007
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PrettyLush

by OTER November 7, 2003
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Pretentious

A word which, as its name suggests, means putting on 'pretences'; pretending to be something other than what you are. (This is the original meaning)

In modern ignorance, the word is used to discriminate individuals who are perceived to have traits which render their identity more distictive than is deemed socially acceptable by wider society. This meaning of the word is a product of jealousy belonging to those who wish to justify their boring sameness by unfairly attacking those who distinguish themselves as having a sense of originality and freedom.
1) I once saw a lyre-bird trying to sound like a chainsaw on TV. Who knew animals could be so pretentious?

2) Once I met a woman called Angharad who wrote poetry, knew how to dance the tango, and could play the Flugelhorn! She didn't give a fuck when I called her a pretentious bitch, probably cos she knew I was right.
by Ben. E. Factor July 11, 2016
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