wetter than an otter's pocket

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket

jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore

by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

PETA Pocket

A Pita Pocket sandwich made with hamburger, Italian sausage, bacon, pepperoni, canadian bacon, and/or any other meat desired. There are no vegetables in a PETA pocket.

I love animals, I think I'll eat a PETA pocket, mmmm, mmmm, good!

by I Newkirk January 6, 2010

Hot pocket handjob

The act of somone recieving a handjob from a third party but the third party is using a hot pocket

Sarah gave me the best Hot pocket handjob of my life man, she even ate the hot pocket

by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013

puss pocket

A vagina.

"I had to hide the drugs in my puss pocket"

by The clitter sistaz April 21, 2018

deep pockets

Coming from a rich family or making lots of money from your job. Being wealthy.

"I heard Johnny's pockets run deep, you should ask him out!"

by Jay August 10, 2005

pocket slut

(noun) A person, usually a girlfriend, who is dirty, slutty, and sexually uninhibited, who will do anything and everything you ask her, except she'll do this only for her boyfriend/husband. She doesn't sleep around. She's a dirty little whore, but she's your dirty little whore. She's a slut that you keep in your pocket. A pocket slut is different from a regular slut who will be a dirty little whore for anyone who asks her, with no commitment required.

"Ah, man! Cheryl let me tie her up and do anal on her last night. Damn it was hot!"

"Sweet, dude! She seems so pure and innocent around everyone else, but when you get her alone she's a total nympho whore! How do you do it?"

"She's a pocket slut. I so own her."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 12, 2007

tell it to my pants pockets

A term that means that you're going to have to show me some money if you want me to do a favor for you. Used to elicit a bribe.

Jesse Jackson, Jr: "Governor Blagojevich, as you can see, I am by far the most qualified candidate to replace President-elect Obama in the U.S. Senate. I hope you will make the right decision."
Rod Blagojevich: "Yeah yeah whatever. Tell it to my pants pockets!"

by Nicholas D January 22, 2009