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even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
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A Few Players Short

A phrase for calling someone retarded.
Bill: Hey Bob, what’s 2+2?
Bob: uhhh... 7?
John: Looks like Bob’s a few players short.
by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019
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Bayville Soccer Players

Annoying, white privileged girls who never shut the fuck up. They are so full of themselves that they make me wanna jump off a cliff. Usually blondes who are twiggy as fuck. Who can’t even run right. They are all basic bitches who thinks soccer makes them the shit.
Brionna:”You play Soccer?”
Kelsey:”yeah”
Brionna”ew Bayville Soccer players are gay”
by Ratchet Rebecca February 9, 2019
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French cod players

The worst cod players because they don’t let you kill them
Look at that french player he won’t let me kill him must be french

What french cod players
by Kholl April 14, 2020
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D2 PvP players

Destiny 2 PvP players who complain about how bad the game is and how they don't enjoy it on daily basis, yet they still spend most of their free time playing the game. They know there are other games out there but they refuse to quit the game they hate and love no matter how bad it gets.
" Most D2 PvP players must be masochist, they know we don't care about them and they complain about the game all the time yet they just keep racking those hours up. It's like we don't even have to try to please them." - someone at bungo probably
by Arbalest Main March 6, 2021
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Priest's Playground

Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.
Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021
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Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.
by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022
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