planet

huge zit on the side of your face.

Check out that planet Kels grew last night.

by Jennayyy January 10, 2008

catching planes

To get high off of joints of weed.

Yo cuhz, let's start catching planes.

by mcs October 28, 2010

get off my planet

a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"

mom: David, go do your homeowrk,

David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.

mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic

by Sexydimma January 6, 2014

planethead

A person with a oversized abnormal head, a head that is not in proportion to the rest of the body. Some will think there is existence on there. This planet head can usualy be seen from outer space by the naked eye. A planet head usualy thinks he is right and is the most boring person you have met in your life.

Sam: Mate have seen the size of your head?? its like a planethead dude.

Timmy: Yeh i know its upsetting.

Sam: Mate shut up and boreoff you boring planetheaded cunt.

by Dan Glee Balls September 13, 2008

Plants

One quarter (1/4) of a foot (12 inches). 1 Plants = 3 inches.

Over the weekend it it dumped a Plants of rain.

The average male penis is two Plants.

by Johnny Utah 4 Prez February 17, 2013

Plantsexual

When the quarantine has got you turned on by growing green things.

She cant seem to keep her hands out of that terrarium, she is such a plantsexual.

by Hung like a plantar May 28, 2020

planetarium

The result of ejaculating on a sexual partner with dark skin. Named for the likeness of a clear night sky (or planetarium) with the contrast of droplets of ejaculate on dark skin.

Craig: Hey, African American girlfriend. Remember that time I popped one out on your belly.
Tracy: Yes, Craig. The contrast of your ejaculate on my awesome dark skin reminded me of a planetarium.
Craig: You might say that I gave you a Planetarium.
Tracy: Sure ... I guess you could.

Reginald: Yo, Franz, I heard dat Victoria got a photo of her planetarium up on da Facebook?
Franz: Shhhhiiittt. You mean a photo of dat booty with a bunch of cum all up on da surface of it?
Reginald: Yes.

Omar: Hey, Becky, did you hear that the superhero Captain Planitarium saved an entire city this morning?
Becky: Oh, really? How did he do that?
Omar: He ejaculated on everyone!

by richardblack3 April 24, 2014