Pity Parti

Participating in a call out of pity for the speaker

Dude, my Prof. kept asking questions and no one responded so I felt bad for him and interacted. A fkn pity parti..

by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021

Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention

Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling

by bertio mattack December 8, 2022

pity smile

A condescending smile from someone who has a need to elevate themselves as better than someone else who may be suffering. A pity smile is actually self centered, and not truly compassionate nor empathetic.

The woman who walked by the homeless man looked down on him gave the man a pity smile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 13, 2016

pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.

I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.

by mattdoge December 23, 2013

Pity worry

When a person who doesnt have any absolute relation with you tries to act good in front of your league of legends squad

MasterB10 : Were you sick
MasterB10 : I thought you killed yourself
iraklissid : I dont want your pity worry

by ioannissid February 15, 2018

Pity

To feel sorry for someone. For example, if anyone were to pity Penny Marsh, that would be insane.

Don’t pity Penny when you literally can’t.

by penelopechiddybang September 29, 2019

You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023