Phallus Record

A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.

"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

PHALLICUS

well endowed male

aka .. tripod, peg leg pete, also chinese version .. huan ung lo ... one day phallicus was walking down the street & he tripped over his phallus

by phallicus July 10, 2012

phallicephaly

A type of cephalic disorder in which the individual has a head in the shape of a penis. A scientific name for dickhead

DOCTOR: My diagnosis, you have a case of phallicephaly. No wonder everyone calls you a dickhead.

by Richard Bender, MD October 20, 2012

Phallicropolis

n. 1) A penis shaped citadel or fortified part of an ancient Greek city. 2) Any phallic shaped structure erected as an act of triumph.

Fall back to the Phallicroplis—it's our last line of defense!

The Washington Monument, due to its memorial of George Washington's triumph in the Revolutionary war, as well as its location in the United States' highly secure capital, can be classified as a Phallicropolis.

by SEM101postlawrence November 25, 2013

Phallacity

The degree of which an object resembles a penis or penis-like object.

The veins drawn on my soda bottle added extra phallacity.

by Boston Pancake December 12, 2013

phallic organ

a more polite term for a guy's penis

when you want think things through rationally, do not use either your emotions or your phallic organ; use your thinking cap

by Sexydimma May 4, 2015

Phallicious

adj. Having phallic qualities while also being delicious.

"These bananas are phallicious!"

by Cynus June 11, 2015